Sunday, January 3, 2010

Spread

Friday 11th December 2009

Dir. David Mackenzie
Rating ***1/2

Inspired by films like Shampoo, Breakfast at Tiffany’s and American Gigolo, director David Mackenzie presents an explicit look into the immoral life of Hollywood high-lifers and the shameless things they do to sustain it.

Meet Nikki (Aston Kutcher), the beautiful lothario who is living out his fantasy lifestyle of sex and money in none other than Hollywood, California. Nikki has no home, no car and no job, but with his charm and good looks he prides himself on duping wealthy middle-aged women (Anne Heche) into providing for his every need. From Prada sweaters to luxury sports cars, Nikki has it all and when things hit a snag he can count on his buddy Harry (Stan) to bail him out with a place to stay. But when Nikki meets Heather (Margerita Levieva) at a coffee shop one day, his charm that he’s grown so dependent on fails him, and when he learns that Heather is not as innocent as she seems, the two hit it off and the game of one-upmanship ensues. But as their friendship strengthens, feelings inevitably come into play and it’s up to the two hedonists to decide whether love or living a life of luxury is of more importance.

Despite dreadful reviews since it’s screening in Sundance, Spread is a surprisingly candid foray into the shallow and morally lack lifestyle of high-end Hollywoodites. Casual sex and unapologetic debauchery are delved into, yet not glamorized, as we follow Nikki and learn that despite how impressive things might seem from the onset, the truth remains that he is a homeless, jobless narcissist who uses women, his friends and his family for his own gain. Albeit with overindulged sex scenes, the film cleverly slips from being an initial playful look at the life of a Hollywood boy-toy to a stark look at a narrow-minded, amoral young man, and with a notable performance from Ashton Kutcher, Spread is an unjustly dismissed flick worth seeing.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Carriers

Thursday 10th December 2009

Dir. Alex & David Pastor
Rating **

With the H1NI flu pandemic almost behind us, a film about a deadly viral global outbreak destroying humanity is just what the doctor ordered.

With a pandemic virus having infected and killed most of the world’s inhabitants, brothers Brian (Chris Pine) and Danny (Lou Taylor Pucci), along with girlfriends Bobby (Piper Perabo) and Kate (Emily VanCamp), are on the road in search of their childhood vacation spot, Turtle Beach, in the hope of having a safe place to stay to wait for the deadly virus to cease. But on their journey the foursome come across Frank who is in desperate need of fuel to drive his infected daughter to a safety zone. After fleeing the risk of catching the deadly virus from the youngster, the group return to offer a helping hand, but as they journey from town to town with the infected girl in tow, they encounter deadly circumstances that force them to make tough decisions in order to stay alive.

Despite the premise of a deadly virus, this film includes neither zombies nor gory flesh-tearing scenes. Instead, the Pastor brothers focus on how civilization fractures in the midst of fighting for survival, and as the film progresses, the various ways humanity might falter, if it were faced with a pandemic in real life, unwinds – the desertion of family, the betrayal of lovers, illogical and immoral lust – the film even includes two Christians who attempt to abandon the group, before being gunned down for gas.

The concept of the film, albeit a unoriginal one, is rather promising, yet is let down by leading men Pine and Pucci – Pine with his over-dramatised obnoxiousness, and Pucci with his infuriating sissy-boy persona; and with numerous inconsistencies involving the contagiousness of the virus, Carriers offers little more than shallow entertainment.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Friday, December 4, 2009

Planet 51

Tuesday 1st December 2009

Dir. Jorge Blanco
Rating ***

As Disney Pixar rides the success of unrivalled animated victory, this year has seen numerous studios attempting to set their mark alongside the CG greats. With Monsters Vs. Aliens, Coraline, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs and 9 having cropped up, new Spain-based Ilion Animation Studios have now tried their hand, offering an original twist to an alien invasion.

When sixteen year-old Lem (Justin Long) gets his dream job at the local planetarium, everything seems set for a safe, predictable life – he’s got his best friend Skiff (Seann William Scott) and steady job; the only thing left is to get the girl next door, Neera (Jessica Biel). But when a strange spacecraft suddenly crash-lands in Neera’s backyard, Lem’s mundane life he’s grown to love is turned upside down. In a world where Planet 51’s inhabitants believe the universe to be a meagre 500 miles long, the prospect of an alien landing is as far-fetched as something out of a comic book. Yet when Captain Charles T. Baker (Dwayne Johnson) steps forth from his American space-hub, it’s up to Lem to kiss his comfortable life goodbye and save the marooned human before he is clutched by the planet’s army general Grawl (Gary Oldman) and brain-obsessed Professor Kipple (John Cleese) who are convinced that their beloved planet is under attack.

Set in a world reminiscent of 1950’s American suburbia, Planet 51 is a light comedy offering jabs at a time when things were pure and sweet, whilst whimsically setting them in an alien environment. But despite an all-star cast, the underdeveloped characters lack likeability and alienate (pun intended!) viewers from feeling any real connection with the little green men. Poorly cast Justin Long, with his awkward personality, does not translate well as an animated character, and both Jessica Biel and John Cleese are barely noticeable in their feeble roles. Although the visuals are admirable for an independent animation studio, the comedy is so mediocre that it cannot contend with most of the animated greats released this year; and with references to a plethora of films – from WALL-E to Star Wars to Terminator – the film lacks comical originality, a great shame as the inventive story could have made it a successful release if the boat had been pushed just that little bit further.

As an average animated film, Planet 51 fairs well enough, but without a distinct spirit it offers a bubble-gum sweetness without the pop.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Departures

Friday 27th November 2009

Dir. Yojiro Takita
Rating ***

This poignant film has become internationally acclaimed since it won the Best Foreign Language Film Academy Award early this year. Director Yojiro Takita’s touching story based on an unconventional idea triumphed over many, and quite rightly so.

When Daigo Kobayashi’s (Motoki) dreams of being a professional cellist in Tokyo are dashed, he returns to his small suburban hometown in Yamagata with his wife Mika (Hirosue) in the hopes of finding a normal, steady job and starting afresh. Not long after they arrive, Daigo finds an ad in the paper offering great money in the ‘departures’ industry and immediately goes to the interview with high hopes. But after meeting Sasaki (Yamazaki), the company owner who offers him the job no-questions-asked, Daigo’s hopes for a ‘normal’ job diminish and he learns that he has been hired as an encoffiner’s assistant, which involves ceremonially preparing corpses for cremation. With no other job prospects, Daigo reluctantly accepts the position, but ashamedly keeps the details of his new career from his wife, revealing only that his work involves ceremonies. But as Daigo encounters each body, along with their grieving families, he begins to appreciate the beauty of the encoffiner’s workmanship and develops a new understanding of the relationship between life and death.

Yojiro Takita’s adept blend of comedy and drama in this tale of Japan’s oldest tradition is both enchanting and endearing as we witness various families that have been touched with death – from an elderly grandmother to a cross-dressing boy – and the way in which encoffiners act almost as a medium between the departed and their loved ones. With moving performances from both Motoki and Yamazaki, we, as viewers, journey with Daigo as his perception of an encoffiner changes from being that of the greatest taboo to being that of a humble service; and as grieving children bid a last farewell to their parents, and vice versa, the importance of this ritual becomes most prevalent, especially to those left behind.

Though slightly dragging in the end and with an unconvincing performance by Hirosue (most frustrating opposite a wonderful Motoki), Departures offers a touching grace as the delicacy of a misunderstood profession unfolds; and with an honest and moving sentimentality, the film offers a refreshing, and at times comical, view of the cycle of life and death.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Nativity!

Wednesday 25th November 2009

Dir. Debbie Isitt
Rating ***

Christmas comes but once a year and it is just the season for a family film filled with lies, deceit and heartbreak. Three years after her mild success with Confetti, British-born director Debbie Isitt introduces another comedic tale using her signature improv style and starring old pals Martin Freeman, Jason Watkins and Marc Wootton, but this time with Extras star Ashley Jenson and comedian Alan Carr, not to mention a classroom of kids.

Having given up a career as an underachieving actor, Mr Maddens (Martin Freeman) takes up his fallback job as a primary school teacher at the notoriously hopeless St. Bernadette’s state school. But after having received a biting review of his directorial debut in the school’s Nativity play and been dumped by his girlfriend (Ashley Jensen) on Christmas Eve, Maddens’ holiday spirit is diminished into one that resembles something of Scrooge. So when St. Bernadette’s’ headmistress (Pan Ferris) proposes that Maddens takes up his director’s hat once more for the last Nativity before her retirement, his initial response is of trepidation. But when he bumps into his old-time drama buddy and long-time rival Gordon Shakespeare (Jason Watkins), who is now also a primary school teacher, but at the posh Oakmoor private school up the road, his resentment gets the better of him and a small fib about his play being filmed for TV quickly spirals out of control and turns into a tangled mess concerning Hollywood, agents and the rights for a book. His only hope is to find a way to transform his lies into reality so as to avoid being arrested for fraud and, most importantly, disappointing his class.

Although Nativity! is refreshingly absent of over-the-top Christmas slapstick and delivers some truly comedic moments (specifically from Jason Watkins), Isitt’s hit-and-miss improv is demonstrated with the back-and-forth teetering between funny and not. Take Mr Poppy (Marc Wootton), Mr Maddens’ new teaching assistant hired to help with the production of the play. While his unruly, yet innocent, schoolboy antics are initially amusing, there are moments when they go from comical to downright odd. Nevertheless, the true stars of the film are the St. Bernadette’s schoolchildren, most of who are ordinary kids with little or no previous onscreen experience. As the film progresses, the Nativity production takes shape and culminates in a heart-warming show, centring on the true meaning of Christmas rather than its commerciality; and while there are some peculiar moments of comedic oddities, the film succeeds in delivering that fuzzy feeling this Yuletide.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Summer’s Blood

Monday 19th October 2009

Dir. Lee Demarbre
Rating: ½*

Back from her success with vampire-romance Twilight, fresh-faced Ashley Greene tries her hand at a grittier role in this straight-to-DVD Canadian horror flick.

Teen rebel Summer (Ashley Greene) is on the road hitching a ride to a rural town called Massey in an attempt to unite with her estranged father – her only clue of his whereabouts in a letter written by him before she was born. When Summer arrives to the small town, a brief run-in with the law leads to her encounter with local handyman Tom Hoxey (Peter Mooney), who offers to hide her in his truck before sending the police on a wild goose-chase. The two quickly hit it off and after a few drinks head to the house Tom shares with his mother for the night. But when Summer gets up to leave the following morning, Tom’s carefree tune suddenly changes and his insistence for her to stay becomes deadly. After being knocked unconscious, Summer wakes up to find herself bound with chains inside a box filled with dirt and surrounded by plants, grow lights, human skulls and a girl, Amber, on the verge of death. Summer soon learns that she is the latest flower in Tom’s ‘human garden’ and must befriend the young sadist and gain his trust in order to escape.

Despite Greene’s unconvincing ‘bad girl’ portrayal, top marks for effort should be awarded to new-time director Lee Demarbre for his attempt in creating an original idea with his ‘human garden’. However, the concept is neither fully explored or explained, and is abandoned halfway into the film when Tom and his ‘daddy issues’ shift into focus. Together with Summer’s plan of escape and a redundant subplot involving Amber’s father, the film frays into too many directions leaving you less and less interested in each character as the film ensues.

All in all, with a bizarre storyline, weak performances and Demarbre’s persistence in introducing twist after twist, Summer’s Moon will no doubt wind up being another teen horror quickly forgotten.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Russell Brand: Scandalous

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Russell Brand scores again in another hilariously cheeky live performance. After the infamous scandal of Brand and Jonathan Ross’ hit on Andrew Sachs last year, it seems the world wind of media coverage it received has channelled into a great source of comedic material for his latest stand-up tour.

Typical to Brand’s self-proclaimed narcissism, he bases Scandalous on the constant drama his career has endured this past year and delves headfirst into the Sachs scandal to reveal his side of the story. Armed with a list of death threats and people’s comments from the Times Online, Brand sends the crowd into cascades of laughter as he reads out suggestions for his punishment that include being put on the Sex Offenders Registry and being sent to Afghanistan to ‘meet real men’.

Brand also touches on his stint as the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards host, and treats the crowd to a condensed performance of the original script he intended for the award show before scrapping it due to too many offensive jokes. With another list on hand, this time of emails from American viewers, Brand is berated and told to stay out of the States and go back home.

Although the British comedian receives much flak for ‘unacceptable’ and ‘offensive’ behaviour, it seems that Russell Brand and trouble are set to go hand in hand for the foreseeable future; but it’s clear that the more criticism he receives, the more material he has, which in turn means a lot more of Brand’s priceless comedy for us to look forward to.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

President Evo

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Rodrigo Vasquez

A passionate documentary that follows the revolutionary plight of Amerindian coca farmer, Evo Morales, as he wins the 2005 Bolivian Presidential campaign and endeavours to liberate the country’s indigenous people.

With 80% of Bolivians being of indigenous descent, Evo Morales’ Presidential victory marks a well-waited change for poor Amerindians; but white landowners in Bolivia’s prosperous region, Santa Cruz, do not share the same optimism and go about creating an opposing political party in an attempt to stop Morales’ revolution to make a socialist Bolivia.

Filmed in 4 parts, the documentary accounts both parties’ views in the wake of Morale’s election and the lengths they go to, to achieve autonomy.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

This Very Instant

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Manuel Huerga

A rhythmic documentary that follows Academy Award winning Uruguayan musician Jorge Drexler on a 7-concert tour around Barcelona. Known for infusing traditional Uruguayan music with ‘bossa nova’ and electronic compositions, Drexler captivates audiences as he performs onstage with various pedals at his feet, each emitting sounds recorded from the streets of Spain.

Filmed predominantly in sultry black and white, the documentary gives insight into the inspired mind of this acclaimed South American singer as he performs impromptu with street artists, invites a processional band to play with him live, and performs songs written in his dressing room 10 seconds before arriving onstage.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

The Gift of Pachamama

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Toshifumi Matsushita

Set in Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia, home of the world’s largest salt lake, this anthropological drama centres on a small family of indigenous Andean people who harvest and deliver natural salt to neighbouring towns by means of traditional llama caravans.

When Kunturi’s grandmother falls sick, the young boy must join his father in the 3-month journey across southwestern Bolivia to deliver the produce; and as the pair passes through each town with their flock of llamas in tow, Kunturi progressively learns about love, life and death along the way.

With references to the transition between traditionalism and modernity, the film offers insight into how these indigenous people live, whose culture is still strongly linked to traditional ideologies and customs.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

Não Por Acaso

Monday 14th September 2009

Dir. Philippe Barcinski

An emotional drama set in Brazil chronicling the lives of two floundering men whose loved-ones are killed in a fatal car accident.

Recluse traffic analyst, Ênio, must reunite with his estranged daughter who turns up at his front doorstep after his ex-wife is killed in the collision; while pool-table craftsman, Pedro, attempts to overcome his lover’s death by starting a relationship with her tenant.

Despite the slow start, the film humanly depicts two contrasting personalities and the ways in which they must adjust to their new lives.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

Meet The Prick

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Ilya Ruppeldt

A documentary focusing on Tame Iti, a native Tuhoe from the indigenous Maori tribe in New Zealand who wears an ancient skin adornment that visually represents Maori genealogy and cultural identity.

Working with Te Hauora Tuhoe (Tuhoe Health), Tame Iti encourages the survival of his ancestral culture in both present and future generations by spurning the ideology of capitalist governments and advocating Tuhoe propaganda. But despite his political defiance and menacing appearance, which Tame Iti admits is often mistaken for gang-related tattoos, the Tuhoe’s beliefs lie with those of the Maori – a utopian socialist society where resources are shared and people united.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

All the Years of Trying: An Ode to Patrik Fitzgerald

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Dom Shaw

An examination of the rise of singer/songwriter Patrik Fitzgerald who heavily influenced the British punk-rock scene in 1977.

Interviews with fellow artists, music journalists and fans chronicle Fitzgerald’s steady emergence within the movement by way of his relatable lyrics and simple use of acoustic guitar. The documentary is highlighted with inter-cuts of live performances such as ‘Bingo Crowd’ and ‘Tonight’ from past to present, and ends with a selection of covers of his most loved songs by various rock poets and bands.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

25 Kilates

Tuesday 29th September 2009

Dir. Patxi Amezcua

A Spanish crime film that focuses on dirty dealers and the corrupt police who serve them.

When a money-hungry swindler becomes entangled in his web of scams he turns to daughter, Kay, for help with a double-cross to acquire €400,000; but when he gets caught midway it’s up to Kay and a little help from a stranger to come up with a plan to rescue her father before they both get killed.

With crooked cops and clever hustles, 25 Kilates is like watching a British crime film with subtitles.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

Monday, October 19, 2009

A Necessary Death

Friday 25th September 2009

Dir. Daniel Stamm

This ‘documentary about a documentary’-style feature follows film student Gilbert Toma who bases his final-year thesis on suicide. With ex-girlfriend Valencia and buddy Michael, Gilbert embarks on finding and filming an individual in the preparatory stages of ending their life. When Matt comes along, a sufferer of an inoperable brain tumour, Gilbert finds his leading man, but as the project ensues and Gilbert becomes ever immersed in his controversial film, the line between creativity and morality begins to fade.

With compelling performances that provoke a rollercoaster of emotions, this gem is not to be missed.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

Monday, October 12, 2009

Rogue

Thursday 24th September 2009

Dir. Greg McLean

Following the success of Ozzie horror Wolf Creek, Greg McLean delivers another thrill ride set in the outback.

When American travel journalist, Pete McKell (Michael Vartan), arrives Down Under for a wildlife river cruise in the Northern Territory, things seem set for a placid sightsee around Aboriginal Australia; but when a flare is spotted a few miles from the boat, tour-guide Kate Ryan (Radha Mitchell) heads off-course to investigate, only to lead her boat of unsuspecting tourists into the territory of a hungry 7 ½ metre crocodile.

With spectacular shots of Australia’s stunning wildlife, seamless special effects and genuine performances, Rogue gives more bite than your average B-movie.

Extras: The making of Rogue, audio commentary, special effects, music & location featurettes, ‘The Real Rogue’ mini documentary.

PUBLISHED IN TIME OUT LONDON

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

From Page To Screen: Philip K. Dick’s ‘Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?’ Transformation into Ridley Scott’s Onscreen Cult Hit ‘Blade Runner’

Thursday 1st October 2009


With the steady supply of films inspired by and adapted from books emerging in Hollywood, it’s noteworthy to look back at cult hits that have claimed victory in the arduous task of successfully adapting a novel onto the silver screen without spoiling the beauty of its once literary form.

One such success is Ridley Scott’s 1982 sci-fi noir Blade Runner, which despite less-than-flattering reviews upon release, has only matured with age and is now viewed as an influential building block for science fiction films we know and love today.

However, in spite of the film’s success, the origin of Scott’s cult remains a mystery to the masses. Unbeknown to many outside the sci-fi community, it was not the Aliens director that envisaged the Nexus-6, futuristic squalor and the infamous Blade Runner, but was in fact science fiction visionary Philip K. Dick, literary author of other cinematic successes like Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly and Minority Report, who conceived such revolutionary concepts two decades before the release of the film.

Philip K. Dick’s 1968 book, laboriously titled Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? spawn themes of post-nuclear apocalyptic Earth, organic androids and robotic infiltration. Yet, Dick’s book delves into the themes in a darker and more meditative approach, evoking hollow-felt despair within each turn of the page – concepts that are indisputably lost, or rather stripped of, in the ‘80s Hollywood adaptation.


In Blade Runner’s famous and most memorable opening sequence we see Los Angeles 2019 in all its futuristic light and glory – heavily ‘Japanized’ and thriving in over-populated claustrophobia. This greatly contrasts with Dick’s desolate planet-Earth, which rots in an aftermath of radioactive dust after a nuclear world war. Scott’s intention was to create a ‘future-medieval’ city with the concept of an ‘overloaded’ Asian city, yet this juxtaposes Dick’s idea of Earth having been transformed into an uninhabitable wasteland where the human population is down to mere thousands and animal-life is near extinction; with most people having emigrated to an off-world settlement in Mars, renamed New America. Although Scott plays with this premise using references in larger-than-life digital billboards throughout the city, Dick’s analysis of human behaviour in which social status, epitomised with the ultimate status symbol of owning a live animal, plays an important factor in spite of the steady decay of mankind on Earth itself.

Another interesting concept explored in the book is the idea of the ‘mood organ’ – a device used to induce human emotions with varying dial settings. The concept questions how wide the gap is between humans and androids (Replicants) with the ability to manipulate and schedule emotions at the touch of a button. Blade Runner does not include the ‘mood organ’ within the film, but instead preludes to the debate of what it means to be human by questioning whether killing, or ‘retiring’, a Replicant is as equally devoid of empathy as Replicants are perceived to be.


The most fascinating idea in Dick’s book is the concept of ‘Mercerism’, the prominent religious movement that ‘blends the concept of a life-death-rebirth deity with the values of unity and empathy’ amongst the Earth’s inhabitants. The premise is that each lasting member of Earth can unite as one via an electronic ‘empathy box’ in an attempt to ease the suffocating feeling of isolation. ‘This religion provides a means by which the isolated populations can interact, and promotes needed unification.’ With themes of spiritual faith and hope for mankind, Dick challenges the existence of religion by revealing that ‘Mercerism’ may very well be an artificial construct, which is exposed by the Replicants at the end of the book. Perhaps too complex and heavy a subject for Hollywood to tackle, Blade Runner does not attempt to adapt this into its cinematic counterpart, but does include a node to the book’s fans by placing an ‘empathy box’ in John Isidore’s apartment.

While Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is captivatingly written with desolate themes of suffocating loneliness and psychological unrest, Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner’s success as a sci-fi noir remains a Hollywood classic with loose references to one of literature’s best celebrated science fiction novels.

PUBLISHED IN SCENE 360

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Pandorum

Monday 28th September 2009

Dir. Christian Alvart
Rating: *

Four years after Christian Alvart’s success with critically acclaimed thriller ‘Antibodies’, the German director returns with another psychological thriller – this time set in space.

In the distant future two astronauts awaken from a hyper-sleep chamber aboard a dark and seemingly desolate ship with no memory of their whereabouts, identity or mission. With a beginning shrouded in mystery, things seem set for a mystifying thrill-ride in space, with unexpected twists and turns to be revealed along the way; but rather than a dark, psychological thriller, Pandorum is just another underachieving, uninspired space-set sci-fi B-movie which lacks originality, that throws in a horde of questionable monsters for good measure.

When Corporal Bower (Ben Foster) and Lieutenant Payton (Dennis Quaid) discover they are locked in their connecting unit with failing power and no communication to their fellow passengers, they decide to venture further into the main vessel of the spacecraft via a dark ventilation system in order to access the ship’s reactor, reset it and hopefully fully restore all power before the entire spacecraft shuts down for good. But as Bower tracks through the maze-like corridors, guided by Payton via a radio transmitter who remains in the connecting unit, he stumbles upon an army of pale-skinned and grossly disfigured tribal looking humanoids intent on hunting and killing anyone who crosses their paths. Yet all is not lost as Bowers, along with leather-clad scientist Nadia (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Resident Evil’s Mila Jovavich) and token Martial artist/agricultural specialist Manh set out to restore the ship together and ultimately save the day. Hurrah!

Hardly a unique premise – killer monsters aboard a deserted spacecraft, yet the psychological gem of the film, which is worth any real attention, is the concept of Pandorum, a psychosis brought on from the claustrophobia of the ship and the isolation of deep space. This psychosomatic notion is the one thing that could have saved such a dud film; but alas, the concept is half-heartedly and haphazardly explored only to be realised in Payton’s anti-climatic revelation towards the close of the picture.

Not to be highly anticipated, if only to witness Quaid as he sinks further into bad movie morass, Pandorum offers little more than disgruntlement as yet another dire film is released for our viewing displeasure.

PUBLISHED IN SCREEN JABBER

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Kwanza Jones 'Bounce Rock Move' Press Release

Tuesday 19th August 2008

With the end of summer drawing near, it’s inevitable for us to envision tedious hours at the desk, cramped journey’s on the train with people that resemble mole-men standing closer than we deem appropriate, and of course, cold, dark nights creeping up on us at ridiculously early hours leaving us wondering where the day went. Fear not! With Kwanza Joneses ‘Bounce Rock Move’ the feeling of summer fun will always be near. A mixture of funk, rock and jazz, this catchy little number will send you toe-tapping in no time.

Born and raised in Washington DC, Kwanza Jones sang in gospel choirs while studying at Princeton University, before joining an electronica band. Kwanza later performed in funk and disco cover bands, and infused a variety of other musical elements, such as blues and jazz, to form a new and distinctive sound.

Self described as a promoter of female empowerment, Kwanza’s raw vocals and high energy is sure to lift your pre-winter blues!

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Fallin’ Alone Press Release

Tuesday 28th October 2008

The hot new track from UK R&B sensation Haynzy is ready to hit the airwaves.

‘Fallin’ Alone’ is the debut single from talented new artist Haynzy. Produced by American hip-hop group Dipset’s Dial Tone, who has worked top-selling artists such as Juelz Santana, Joe Budden and Lil’ Wayne, the track encompasses smooth R&B vocals with a fresh pop sound and a fun club vibe.

Haynzy grew up with a background in gospel and soul, but was inspired by Craig David to pursue a career in R&B. After being signed to Rudo Music, the young singer developed his song writing abilities with producer Dial Tone and later moved to Blue Colla Records to pursue a solo singing career.

Having already worked with the likes of top UK producers such as Walter Harris and MOBO nominee Soundbwoy who produced the smash-hit ‘Never Wanna Say’, Haynzy is set to take the UK by storm.

The video for ‘Fallin’ Alone’ was recently shot by Darren B, who has worked with such artists as Sway, Keisha White and Ludacris, and is set to be on our TV screens early next year.

The CD includes a remix by Peacemakaz who have remixed songs by T-Pain and most recently Danielle Senior’s club smash ‘Take It To The Dancefloor’.

For more information contact:
Blue Colla Records CEO, A.K. ak@everyurbanthing.com

WRITTEN FOR EVERY URBAN THING